Cancer

You know that dream where you are the only one in the room naked, or you haven't studied for the most important test you will ever take? These will all come true, but only metaphorically. Take note, however, that you will begin to dream some new, less cliched subject matter under the next full moon. Write these dreams down, even though the notion of a pad and paper sickens you because it's not modern enough. Well, too bad.