Scorpio

How many hot wings are you going to eat before you call it a night? And don't look at your buddies; they're not going to help you at three a.m. when it's just you and your stomach -- and your conscience. You're on fire without the wings, don't you get it? Your friends know, even when they're not around once the burning (and the yearning) set in. You need to learn the pitfalls of "all you can eat." Until then, another round, and don't feel sorry for yourself if you're not going to throw down your greasy napkin and ask for the check.